GANG WARS

Greetings from your invisible friends!

 

What you’re seeing now is the complete destruction of your criminal empire. This is payback time for all the people you’ve killed and all the lives you’ve ruined. Your bank accounts have a zero balance. Your phones are all dead, so you can’t call anyone. Your front gate is on lockdown. It won’t open or close unless you blow it up. Your bodyguards have disappeared and they can't protect you now.

 

By 9:00 a.m. you will be taken off the electrical grid, so you can’t fix your morning coffee. You’ll be able to see what it’s like to camp out in a $20,000,000 mansion. Later this morning you’ll have visitors from the FBI and the Sacramento Police. They will tell you to surrender, and if you don’t, they’ll toss hand grenades into your home. So, overall, I don’t expect you’ll have a wonderful day.

Sincerely, Your Invisible Friends